There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
She didn’t know what to do
That is how the story went
But as for the times today
Better a shoe than a tent.
Little red riding hood went to
Grandma’s house
On the way she met a big bad wolf.
Walk in the woods in 2012- you’ll
Meet up with a louse
And what on earth has he got?
A big gun and
A field full of pot!
In the olden days- it was quite all right for Cinderella to race her pumpkin coach home before
Midnight.
But, should she try that today
It’s gauranteed that on the way
She’d see flashing red lights
Coming up from behind
And her pumpkin coach would be
Searched
Clear down to the rind!
If Jack planted his beanpole today
He’d be shot down!
If Snow White lived with 7 dwarfs today..
She better have proof for the
District attorney that all the dwarfs
Are of legal age.
More to come later…..
